Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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