she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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