Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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