After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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