Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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