i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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