after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I think i got beer on your cat.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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