Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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