We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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