Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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