I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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