member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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