im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
