no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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