That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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