We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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