yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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