so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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