Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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