id be glad to
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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