he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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