A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Define "chronic" masturbator.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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