he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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