do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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