I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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