Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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