So drunk its hurt
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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