marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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