I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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