Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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