He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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