what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
my shit smells like andre
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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