I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
