and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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