party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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