I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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