I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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