Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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