It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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