everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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