But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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