I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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