i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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