i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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