butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
So much Jack, so little girl.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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