They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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