Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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