Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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