this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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