Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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