I didn't shave. On purpose
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
